Keep Laughing

Joak: 1
Once a wise man asked God,
What is the meaning of life?
God: Life itself has got no meaning in it,
Life is an opportunity to create a meaning


Joak: 2
Jo safar ki shuruwat karte hai
Woh manzil ko paar karte hai
Bas ek baar chalne ka housala rakhiye
Acche insano ka to raste bhi Intezaar karte hai


Joak: 3
Sorry kuch time se cmnt post nai kar saka
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jail me tha murder case mein
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Ek ladki ko dekh k smile kr di
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khushi se hi mar gayi pagli.........................​.......SID


Joak: 4
Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
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But Paying the Bill does.


Joak: 5
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.


Joak: 6
In rain all birds occupy shelter but Eagle is one that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Problem is common to all But attitude makes difference.llive like an eagle.......... gud mng...... have a nice day frnz.........:-)


Joak: 7
Why do women hate alcohol so much?
"Because after drinking it, their
mouse like husbands become lions!".........


Joak: 8
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!.....SID


Joak: 9
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


Joak: 10
My dear friends
If all the black money comes back to India then-


Beer 8 Rs
Vodka 20 Rs
Whiskey 35 Rs
......Soda 1.25 Rs


At least now support ANNA .............................S​ID


Joak: 11
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name


Joak: 12
Sm1 askd a boy "hwz ur lyf.?"
He smild n answrd
"she IS fine.!".......................​............


Joak: 13
‎=FB WAR 1=
now the real battle starts between male and female.
Boys or girl whoever comments last will be the winner
if boy comment last he male power will win
if grl comment last
female power will win.
This is not a game ,this is a WAR.
If boys lose, than they are losing their male identity,they are nothing .
If girls lose,than they are losers,coward and good for nothing.
SO BATTLE STARTS FROM NOW.
Its Time To Show What You Are


Joak: 14
Most Intelligen t Statement MADE BY A FLIRT
"Im not scared of proposing a Girl..but i m scared about
what would happen if she agrees??......................​.........


Joak: 15
Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?” :D


Joak: 16
Osama consults a psychic about the date of his death.


Psychic: You will die on an American holiday.


Osama: Which one?


Psychic: Anyday you die shall be an American holiday.


Joak: 17
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”