Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Funny Video Compilation


Shahid Kapoor and SRK - 17th Star Screen Awards 2011 promo


World's Most Dangerious Comedian


Laughter and health



Laughing is a reaction to certain stimuli, fundamentally stress, which serves as an emotional balancing mechanism. Traditionally, it is considered a visual expression of happiness, or an inward feeling of joy. It may ensue from hearing a joke, being tickled, or other stimuli. It is in most cases a very pleasant sensation.

Laughter is found among various animals, as well as in humans, although it is more rare in most mammals and animals overall. Among the human species, it is a part of human behavior regulated by the brain, helping humans clarify their intentions in social interaction and providing an emotional context to conversations. Laughter is used as a signal for being part of a group—it signals acceptance and positive interactions with others.

Laughter is sometimes seen as contagious, and the laughter of one person can itself provoke laughter from others as a positive feedback. This may account in part for the popularity of laugh tracks in situation comedy television shows. Those modern teens refer to laughing as laughing out loud or LOL which as of 2011 is in the Oxford English Dictionary.

Laughter is anatomically caused by the epiglottis constricting the larynx. The study of humor and laughter, and its psychological and physiological effects on the human body, is called gelotology. Recent investigations by Robert Provine suggest that laughter is a form of communication, probably the first one in the human race, which later evolved, with the liberation of voice from walking and breathing, into human language.

Laughter and health
A link between laughter and healthy function of blood vessels was first reported in 2005 by researchers at the University of Maryland Medical Center with the fact that laughter causes the dilatation of the inner lining of blood vessels, the endothelium, and increases blood flow. Drs. Michael Miller (University of Maryland) and William Fry (Stanford), theorize that beta-endorphin like compounds released by the hypothalamus activate receptors on the endothelial surface to release nitric oxide, thereby resulting in dilation of vessels. Other cardioprotective properties of nitric oxide include reduction of inflammation and decreased platelet aggregation.

Bollywood Star's Childhood Photos

Aishwarya Rai Childhood Photo

Aishwarya Rai Childhood Photo

Amir Khan Childhood Photo

Abhishek Bachan Childhood Photo
Amisha Patel Childhood Photo
Akshay Kumar Childhood Photo
Aishwarya Rai Childhood Photo
Bobby Deol Childhood Photo
Kajol Childhood Photo
Kareena kapoor Childhood Photo
Karishma Kapoor Childhood Photo
Rani Mukharjee Childhood  Photo
Raveena Childhood Photo
Saif Ali Khan Childhood Photo
Sanjay Dutt Childhood Photo
Shahrukh Khan childhood Photo

Twinkle Khanna Childhood Photo
Hritik Roshan Childhood Photo
Hritik Roshan Childhood Photo
Hritik Roshan Childhood Photo
Kajol Childhood Photo
Sonali bendre Childhood Photo

The World's No. 1 funny Dog Video


Filmutete Haioase. Funny Video.


Funny Quotes

Quote1
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Quote2
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Quote3
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Quote4
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Quote5
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Quote6
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Quote7
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Quote8
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Quote9
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Quote10
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Quote11
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." 

Love Quotes


Quote1
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.


Quote2
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

Quote3
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

Quote4
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

Quote5
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

Quote6
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Quote7
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

Quote8
A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

Quote9
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Guys Favorite Joaks

Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and jeff Foxworthy sit down beside each other and tell a couple of their favorite joaks

Raju Performing in jalwa Live Show - Mumbai Police New Year Program


Comedy Show At Star Screen Awards


Keep Laughing


Joak: 1
Once a wise man asked God,
What is the meaning of life?
God: Life itself has got no meaning in it,
Life is an opportunity to create a meaning


Joak: 2
Jo safar ki shuruwat karte hai
Woh manzil ko paar karte hai
Bas ek baar chalne ka housala rakhiye
Acche insano ka to raste bhi Intezaar karte hai


Joak: 3
Sorry kuch time se cmnt post nai kar saka
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jail me tha murder case mein
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Ek ladki ko dekh k smile kr di
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khushi se hi mar gayi pagli.........................​.......SID


Joak: 4
Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?
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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,
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But Paying the Bill does.


Joak: 5
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.


Joak: 6
In rain all birds occupy shelter but Eagle is one that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Problem is common to all But attitude makes difference.llive like an eagle.......... gud mng...... have a nice day frnz.........:-)


Joak: 7
Why do women hate alcohol so much?
"Because after drinking it, their
mouse like husbands become lions!".........


Joak: 8
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!.....SID


Joak: 9
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


Joak: 10
My dear friends
If all the black money comes back to India then-


Beer 8 Rs
Vodka 20 Rs
Whiskey 35 Rs
......Soda 1.25 Rs


At least now support ANNA .............................S​ID


Joak: 11
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name


Joak: 12
Sm1 askd a boy "hwz ur lyf.?"
He smild n answrd
"she IS fine.!".......................​............


Joak: 13
‎=FB WAR 1=
now the real battle starts between male and female.
Boys or girl whoever comments last will be the winner
if boy comment last he male power will win
if grl comment last
female power will win.
This is not a game ,this is a WAR.
If boys lose, than they are losing their male identity,they are nothing .
If girls lose,than they are losers,coward and good for nothing.
SO BATTLE STARTS FROM NOW.
Its Time To Show What You Are


Joak: 14
Most Intelligen t Statement MADE BY A FLIRT
"Im not scared of proposing a Girl..but i m scared about
what would happen if she agrees??......................​.........


Joak: 15
Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?” :D


Joak: 16
Osama consults a psychic about the date of his death.


Psychic: You will die on an American holiday.


Osama: Which one?


Psychic: Anyday you die shall be an American holiday.


Joak: 17
Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”